Second-Go to the bathroom
Third-Wash hands
Fourth-Give Lovee a kiss
Fifth- Think about going in the kitchen
Sixth- Look below for recipe
Vegetable Oil to cover bottom of pan (1/4 C)
1/2 C Popcorn
1/4 C Sugar
Salt to taste
Heat oil and one popcorn kernel on medium high in a 4-quart covered pot (not a potty). Oil is ready for popcorn when kernel pops. Pour in the remaining popcorn and sugar. Shake vigorously over heat until all kernels are popped. Popcorn may burn easily so don't be stupid. Quickly transfer into a large bowl. Stir in salt. Then eat eat eat until you have bad gas. That's when you know you've made it right. Bon Appettititititie!!!
